...and you happen to have corn on the cob (raw or cooked)
...hack off a thick piece
...and give it to your baby. You know, the baby with the fair complexion and the blindingly bald head (if your baby is anything like mine).
It will buy you precious minutes of companionable quiet.
And a happy baby full of smiles.
All it will cost you is a few kernels of corn.
I thought you should know.