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Showing posts with label MNS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MNS. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Broken

On Friday, Cabbage broke his finger.  He was handling a racehorse for a friend at the racetrack, and it reared.  Somehow, his finger got in the way.

By the time he got home an hour or so later, his left ring finger was swollen and bruised.  Take a look at the difference in the size when compared to his other hand.


Before we were married, Cabbage decided against a traditional metal wedding band, and instead opted to have his ring tattooed on.  He made that choice partly for safety reasons (one less thing to get caught on a horse or a rope), and partly for simplicity's sake.  In any event, I'm so glad he wasn't wearing a ring when his hand was hurt.  The damage could have been even worse, and the doctor most certainly would have had to cut off a ring.

By the time I got him back out the door to drive himself to the urgent care clinic, it was 10:00pm.  When he came home a couple of hours later, he had this x-ray to show me.  The break is a slight dark line that spirals around his finger, running almost the length of the bone.


Accidents happen in any person's life, and the fact is, they happen more often around horses.  Horses are bigger, stronger and faster than we are.  They're wonderful animals and have the most gentle and kind hearts, but horses still have instincts that can override the training we instill in them, and this was one of those times. 

Experience helps a good horseman like Cabbage understand what's happening during a wreck, and how to minimize risk to himself, anyone else around, and the horse itself.  It takes a cool head, quick reaction, and experience to make things come out right.  Sometimes it takes luck.  In this case, although Cabbage's experience minimized the bad situation that was developing, his finger's luck ran out.   

It's a strange thing to be around a former professional bullrider with a small injury.  Cabbage is stoic and tough, and is still doing all his regular chores despite the inconvenience of wearing a splint and dealing with swelling and moderate discomfort.  He does have to be reminded that he can slow down if he needs to.  He has a helpmate, and nothing to prove, and his hand will heal better if given a little TLC.

But it's hard to keep a cowboy down.

He's still doing chores, like taking care of Junior and keeping an eye out for snakes *shudder* and other things found on the MNS. 

He's still watering a drought-weary tree at the end of our drive.


And walking our baby girl during a day trip yesterday (more on that later).

He finds a way to pick her up with one hand plus the other forearm.

And he humored me by fire-roasting green chiles by moonlight. 

Four to six weeks and he'll be good as new.   

Monday, August 22, 2011

Why I'm Moving North

Yesterday morning I looked out the door and saw Annie dodging and feinting around something on the ground.  I needed to check it out.  It could've been a toy, or something Fletcher the cat drug up, or just a frog. 

Baby on my hip, out the door we went.  As we got closer, I noticed that she wasn't barking as usual.  Hmmm....  It looked like a big toad....  But wait.  No.......! 

SNAKE!

COILED UP, UNIDENTIFIED, NON-GARTER SNAKE!

HORRORS!

I called Annie off, and for once she was good.  I shooed her back toward the house, and tried to get a better look.  It remained coiled up, not moving much. 

Back to the house quickly, and I flew through the door, calling to Cabbage as I tore through the house.  Get up!  Cabbage?  Wake UP!  Snake!  Did you hear me?

When I reached our room, he was just sitting up.  Slowly, he moved to the side of the bed.  Retired bullriders don't move quickly early in the morning.

Eventually, I saw up him stand up and pull on shorts, and I ran for my camera.  (Notice how my blogging instincts have sharpened in recent weeks)

Cabbage: Where is it? 
Me: Near the grass you've been watering for Junior.  It's the coolest, moistest place around. 
Unspoken: You conjured this snake with your foolish watering strategy, Cabbage.  Otherwise, it would never have found us. 

I headed out the door, and Cabbage appeared just behind me.  Barefoot.

Now folks, I know I'm married to a cowboy.  And he has more than his fair share of redneck DNA, but this choice to be shoeless struck me as significantly below his intellectual capabilities.  It took him a minute, but he regrouped, and reappeared with boots on.

Good thinking, Cabbage.

He grabbed a shovel, and I walked carefully toward the snake sighting, re-located it just a few inches further away, and started snapping pictures.

 
Zoom is a good thing.  We were a safe distance away, especially since it was hardly moving.

Cabbage was bravely checking it out to see what kind of snake it was.  Although he and I agree that all snakes are creepy, we do understand that some snakes don't hurt us and do eat other snakes.  Those are the kinds we (theoretically) are (more) ok with having on other people's ranches the same planet.  If we have to.  So he had to get a good look at it, to see what the next course of action would be.

Maybe you'd like a look at the scene.  Let me show you in detail.


It was a pretty busy place.

After a few minutes, and some poking...



...it was determined the snake was injured.  Cabbage didn't recognize it as a poisonous variety, so he otherwise might have chased it deep into a pasture and called it a day.  Because, you know, it would have been the right thing to do.

*shudder*

Unfortunately, it had what appeared to be a (get this) hoof print just behind its head.  That's right.  One of the horses- probably one of the mares in the pasture- had stepped on it. 

I love those mares.  I want to bring them in my house and feed them carrots and put them on snake patrol.

After the snake was- ahem- no longer an issue (remember, it was gravely injured), we looked at all the animals to make sure nobody was bitten.

Dogs: check and check.


Goldie: check. 


Cedar: check.


Junior, looking not amused: check.


Not pictured: Fletcher.  Check.

So there you have it: our early morning excitement on a Sunday.  Fortunately, a happy ending for us... if you don't count the fact that THERE WAS A SNAKE NEAR MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

And this, my friends, is the reason for the Moving Northward Scale.  We've since identified it as a hog nose snake, which is non-venomous.  But still vomit-worthy.

This incident rated a stellar 9.99 on the MNS, and is precisely why I have informed Cabbage I am moving north.

That's it.  Done.  Overandout.  Thankyouandgoodnight.