Pages

Showing posts with label Annie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Annie. Show all posts

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Any Given Sunday

Like most families, our weekends are crammed full of errands and chores.  I always go to bed late on Sundays tired and achy from doing too much.  I kinda dread Sunday nights.

But Sunday mornings are another story.  We feed horses, we feed ourselves, we stay in our pajamas a little longer than usual.  Sometimes I make pumpkin pancakes, sometimes we eat oatmeal.  A recent Sunday morning was a little extra special.  It was just Beep and me, because Cabbage was off hunting and doing man things. 

When he's off in his man-cave, partaking of extra testosterone, and submerging himself in the esoteric rituals of eating jerky and lying in wait, Beep and I have girl time.  


Of course, around here, girl time means there's fewer hands to do the work, but it's manageable on Sunday mornings.  On this Sunday we followed our favorite routines. 

I awoke early as usual, and watched vacuous television until the sky began to lighten.  I listened for my girl on the monitor and relished some lazy time.  When she began to stir I finally roused myself.  When she started talking about Annie, and milk, and asking for Sam and Tabor, I padded down the hall and lifted her warm, footie-pajama'd body from the crib for a snuggle on my left shoulder.  Beep wakes up slowly, like her mama.  

When she was fully awake, I got her dressed and we both put on shoes.  I warmed a tall mug of milk with cinnamon and agave, poured some into a sippy cup for her, and took the rest with me.  Out we went into the grey morning to take care of animals.


We go through a lot of deer corn these days, because *someone* insists on feeding the deer anytime she thinks of them.
 

I haltered Sam and we walked him to the tree to tie him for a few minutes while I cleaned his stall.


This is not a polo field and those are not divots and we are not cultured.  Something- either a raccoon or an armadillo- is digging up chunks of hardened mud in front of our barn.
 

Welcome to my life.

Naturally, Annie contributed to the mess by dragging out a piece of trash from somewhere.  Because we need help junking the place up.


With the stall cleaned and Junior's breakfast waiting for him, I gathered him from the pasture and put him in the stall. 


Then I put Sam's feed in the pasture and turned him out.  It's so nice to finally have my old friend out my back door.


We fed the mares.


Then we (I) became distracted by a sudden impulse to finish taking down the last of the Christmas decorations on the gate.


And finally, it was time for us to go inside and feed ourselves.  A few short minutes and we had scrambled eggs and english muffins.


After, it was on to laundry.


And so on.  Eventually, it was time for a morning nap.  That meant a clean diaper, a few sips of water, three books read, and a blessed snuggle in the small wooden rocker in a corner of Beep's room. 

I bury my nose in the nape of her small, silken neck and feel her fine hair move with my breath.  She leaves her cheek on my shoulder, pats my back with her little starfish hand.  She squiggles in, drawing her knees up, then thrusting her feet in a way that reminds me of her kicks in the womb.  I gather my baby closer, and rub her back in circles.  It is a singular moment with my child.     

It is any given Sunday.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Things Heard in Our House Tonight: Yuletide Edition

Yes, we do actually have to watch this.  Let me explain this.  It's our obligation to watch stupid made-for-tv Christmas movies.  And they can only have two themes: some spin on A Christmas Story or two people about to marry the wrong person, finding each other on Christmas Eve. 


Oooohhh! Piddy!


What exactly were we thinking when we picked out this tree? 
It looks fine.  Just keep putting ornaments on it.


Whoever the hell invented popcorn ceilings should be taken out back and beaten. 


Are you the biggest, baddest dog?  Will you bite em for me?  Atta girl.  You're mean.  Mean. 


Man, this is the best pizza you ever made.
You say that every time.
Yes, and it's true every time.

I love egg nog.  Just don't remind me it's got raw-ish eggs in it or I'll gag.


Merry Chistmahanuschwanzakah.  That should cover it.




Sunday, October 30, 2011

Blogging in Real Time

The past couple of weeks have been very busy ones for us.  I haven't been able to post as often as I like, because work hours have been long, house guests have been many (three separate guests last week), and in my limited spare time Beep's needs have overruled blogging.


This morning I was up while it was pitch black out, and shuffled my way out to the kitchen to try to get a post or two done before my family awakened.  I let Annie outside, I let Fletcher out another door (Fletch has been confined at night because we've had a resurgence in coyotes lately), and peeked at the horses. 

I sent up a plea for an uninterrupted hour.

Then Annie started barking, so I whistled for her and shut her on the back porch.

I sat back down to look at photos and think about what to post.

Then Annie started barking again.

I got up, muttered some unflattering things about Annie's intelligence level, and let her in her mudroom.

I missed my Georgie. I sighed, put my hands on my hips, and took a moment to recognize that Annie isn't Georgie.  Besides that, she's still a puppy.  I patted and asked her to be sweet and cooperate.  She panted, licked me and spun around in circles in agreement.  I gave her a nice new bone.  Bribery.

Back to the computer, back to ponder what to write...

After a couple of minutes I heard Annie's water bucket sliding around her room.  Followed immediately by the sound of the bucket rolling around her room.  *Crap*

Stomping back through the kitchen, I steeled myself for the mess I knew I'd find.  Annie was playing with her overturned water bucket, sloshing around in the puddles, getting muddy paw prints everywhere, mixing it with stray dog hairs, and generally having a great time.

I stepped barefoot into the drippy mess, grabbed her collar and shoved her out the door.  Grabbed the mop, went to work.  Listened to her bark on the back porch.  Mopped, squeezed outside, told her to hush.  Repeated that sequence about eighteen times.  

Then I told her she was a butthead.  And put the mop away.

And now, because Annie drowned my hopes of doing a post that might be actually mildly interesting, the only thing I can think of writing about is why I can't get a decent post written.

And now I have to go, because she's barking again.

But then, I will probably make my family pancakes.  And hopefully soon I'll be able to tell you about my new favorite pancakes, which are light, fluffy, made from scratch, and filled with extra goodness.

If you don't hear from me again, you can thank Annie.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

A Word to the Wise

A word to the wise...  The bigger the toy, the bigger the mess.

Allow me to introduce you to a big toy.

Much of our property has never been improved.  I wish I could say that means it's an oasis of virgin woods, wildflowers, and natural wonderland.

It is not.  It's a tangled mess of brushy cedar grounded by a layer of rock, peppered with prickly pear. 

Earlier this year we (and by we I mean Cabbage) found someone who wanted the biggest of the cedar trees.  That guy cut down a bunch of trees at no charge, and in exchange he took with him all the cedar he wanted.  This was quite the deal for both parties, because he usually pays for his cedar, and we would usually pay someone to clear our unwanted trees.

That deal now appears in the online dictionary under both symbiosis and mutually beneficial.

The downside was that the tree guy [not his real name] left the downed cedar he didn't want.  We knew that ahead of time, and it was fair enough.  But since then, we've had a lot of downed trees and brush everywhere on our place. 


It looked really pretty, let me assure you.  Just because of that, we were asked to put our house on the Tour of Homes.

All good things must end, though, and Cabbage was just able to wrangle some time with a friend's equipment (see above toy) and clear the majority of the cedar debris.  There are no words to express how very happy this made me.

I should have known better.

True, the pasture is looking great.  We couldn't even see through this area before- first because of scrubby growth, then because of dead limbs. 


But oh, the horrors of the driveway, scarred from the skid steer as it maneuvered. 


And while he was there, Cabbage got carried away with Extreme Makeover: Driveway Edition. The basketball hoop paid a dear price. 


Ok, I can live with that.  It hung out over the driveway and always imperiled our horse trailer, so it needed to be relocated.  Or destroyed.  Whatever.


I really think my husband lives for this kind of project.  He truly loves excuses to go out in public looking like he hasn't had a bath in a month.


I married a wannabe hobo.

Fletcher isn't at all sure about this dramatic chain of events...  He took refuge on top of a pickup.


Annie assessed the tracks carved into the grass.  Oh, wait.  That was me.  I assessed the tracks carved (forever) into the (little bit of) grass (we have).


But, to keep my eye on the prize, I'll now show you one side of the brush pile Cabbage made, with him standing in front for a sense of scale. 


I'm loving this view now.  This is still a big mess, but we're making progress.


I love the smell of progress in the morning.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

White Noise, In Absentia

I've been riding long enough that it doesn't take much to put me in The Zone: that blessed, peaceful place where thoughts and stressors fade, my inner monologue ceases to exist, and there is little left of me.  Instead, there is only a rider, reacting to and shaping the movements of a horse.   

It's wonderful.  And when I swing my right leg over, jump down, and my boots connect with dirt once again, I am a better person.

Running is a different story.  I am by no means an experienced runner, and The Zone is not only not achievable for me most days, I'm not even in the same zip code.  I run because it's good for my body, not my mind.

During my runs, my head sometimes feels sometimes scattered.  Like this one.

I'd like to just head out the door, and leave in peace and quiet, but first there is a confederacy of dunces in my way.


I shouldn't include Georgie in that description.  But these two?  They are the original confederacy. 


So no zone yet.  And the deer are starting to stare...  I don't know if you can see them here, but I can.  I can feel them looking at me.  They actually live in The Zone, and they're laughing at me.


And now I'm thinking about Junior.  These skid marks scarring our driveway are remnants of his maniacal, unescorted and unwise field trip around Cabbage Ranch.

Confederacy.


See why I can't find The Zone?  I'm hemmed in by this crazy cast of animal characters, which lead me to the thoughts whirring through my head. 

I blame the dunces. 

It's their fault I can't stop thinking about their stories, and The Zone slips further away, pushed back by the tide within my head.

I have to take the lead dunce-ette with me on my run.  She's learning to be a pretty good running partner, and even better I'm pretty sure she'd- as Cabbage would say- light up anyone who got too close. Translation: Bite 'em.  Chew them up.


Hard to imagine, I know.


But I'm increasingly sure about that.  So as I ponder that, Annie and I get on our way, and hit our stride on a little two-mile run, I am waiting for the inner monologue to quiet.

But it's not to be.

Especially when I see these sprinklers going.  We're in the middle of an extreme drought, and this green grass serves no purpose except to landscape a far-off part of an entry into a subdivision.  Nobody lives near it, it's not even close to the entry sign. 

Really, people?  I hope it's at least giving some last resort nutrition to deer. 


The next few minutes have me still shaking my head over the wasteful sprinklers, until I pass these remnants.  It was, once upon a time, an armadillo.


To be more exact, it was a dead and very stinky armadillo.  I ran past it a few weeks ago and the stench almost made me gag.

So there was that.

Strangely enough, the stinky armadillo gives me enough mental fodder for another half mile. 

This sign?  I'm glad it's up.  But who doesn't know there's a county burn ban?  Probably the same guy who'd throw a cigarette butt out the window.   


Since the guy who would throw his cigarette butt out the window [at any time but especially] this summer probably lives in deep in them thar hills and wears a mullet and only brushes his (three) teeth during the full moon on even years is illiterate, I don't know how much impact this sign is actually capable of having. 
Hmph. 

Getting near the end of my run.  Off in the distance lurks The Hill.


Not today, Hill.  But someday soon.  *shakes fist at sky*  Someday soon!

I'm wrapping up my short route, and I finish fine but with my head still going 100 miles per minute.

Walking back down our drive, I notice this tree.  It's so drought-stressed, I don't know how I missed that  before. 

H2O.  STAT. (note to self: ask Cabbage to use his mangled bird claw to help me water this tree)


Hi Georgie.  I'm not relaxed, but I really do feel better for having gone on my run.  I sure am glad to see you again.  And I'm sorry I lumped you in with the dunces.   


Hopefully she'll forgive me.  Even better, hopefully next time I'll get a little closer to The Zone.  If not, there's always a trip to the barn later.  I know The Zone waits for me there, about 7 feet off the ground, right in the middle of my saddle.

Proof I'm Not a Purell Mom

Some mothers carry small bottles of Purell in their purses.  Whenever their child touches a surface as revolting as a doorknob- *gasp*- they whip out the antibacterial gel and smear it all over the child.  They're repulsed by dirt, terrified of germs, and (I suspect) have actually researched breathing masks and living in a sealed ecosystem.

I am not one of those mothers.

I believe in good dirt, which can be found in our yard, in leaf piles, at the barn, and on horses and dogs.  This is as opposed to bad dirt, which would include traces of nuclear radioactivity, mercury, and/or soylent green. 

I think kids are meant to get dirty.  Otherwise why would they be born FULLY WASHABLE?

Don't get me wrong- there's a time and place for being germ-conscious.  When Beep was born, flu season was in full swing and I offended more than one stranger by asking them to not touch my baby.  I was unapologetic.  My job was to keep my baby safe, not make strangers feel better.

But honest dirt?  And bacterial colonies?  They're our friends.  They're also coworkers of fun and exploration.

That's why Beep and I took her applesauce to the back porch one night.     




About this time I can see Beep's coming up for air, and taking a good look around.  Specifically, looking at Annie and Fletcher, who're hanging out nearby. 


Applesauce.

Annie.

Applesauce.

Annie.

The next logical step?


Fletcher didn't care for any applesauce, but he appreciated a pet.


 Mwah.


Oh, no, Beep.  Mama already ate....  Really.  I'm full.  I couldn't eat another bite.


Oh, no.  Well, at least she's not using the spoon Annie just licked. 

Baby?  Mama doesn't want any applesauce.


No thank you!  No thank you!

No, Baby! [growing in desperation]

[small fist shoving in mouth]

Ok, Beep.  Thank you very much.


Yep, I needed some applesauce.  From your hand. 


Bacterial colonies everywhere just cheered.