However you spell it, you should eat one. It's citrus-y, sweet, lightly grapefruit-ish. More floral, less sharp.
They're available in many grocery stores this time of year.
They're absurdly large.
Interest yourself in a thick and spongey peel that comes off in feathery chunks.
So very pretty.
Peeled, the monstrosity is greatly reduced in size.
Split open, it's pure fruit jewelry.
It's pumelo night.