What happens when Beep decides Mama's drawstring shorts are, in fact, a dress? I agree (naturally) and rig them up as an asymmetrical one-shoulder ensemble to let her enjoy it the rest of the night.
She was quite pleased, although she made a few tailoring adjustments here and there.
A plunging back makes this ensemble suitable for evening wear.
...but still comfortable enough for short jaunts.
And it's so versatile it can even be worn to do chores around the ranch.
A little light gardening, perhaps?
(which turned into the swimwear competition shortly after this photo was taken)
These photos are being saved in a folder titled "To Mortify Beep In Front of Future Boyfriends"