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Monday, March 26, 2012

A Well-Balanced Breakfast

You could see this photo and take it at face value.


Observe the angelic child eating her wholesome breakfast: whole-grain french toast, fresh oranges, raisins, a modicum of syrup, and milk.

Or, you could sense the impending doom in this well-planned scenario.  In which case, if your toddler glasses are adjusted correctly, you'd see the following:


It turns out this meal had a nutritional value of approximately zero. And the baby had a pretty good range on her sugar-enhanced throwing arm.

1 comment:

  1. Some days are like that..laugh before you cry,but don't let them see you. Some how we can't get angry at them.

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